LOG OFF:

Too much wood on fire

MONITOR:

Keep'n an eye on the wood stove 

DOWN LOAD:

Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

MEGA HERTZ:

When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

 FLOPPY DISC:

Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

RAM:

That thar thang what splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE:

Gitten home in the winter time

WINDOWS:

Whut ta shut when its cold outside

SCREEN:

Whut ta shut when its black fly season

BYTE:

Whut dem dang black flys do

CHIP:

Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP:

Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag 

MODEM: 

Whatcha do to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX:

Ole Dan Matrix's wife

 LAP TOP:

Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD:

Whar ya'll hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE:

Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:

What eats the grain in the barn

 MOUSE PAD: 

 
 
 
 
 

Hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:

Holds up the barn roof

PORT:

Fancy flatlander wine

ENTER:

Yankee talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

 CLICK:

Whut ya'll hear when ya cock yer gun

DOUBLE CLICK:

When ya'll cock the double barrel

REBOOT:

Whut ya'll have to do right before bedtime
 to go to the outhouse