How Floyd Chappell Got the FBI to Chop Burt Yates' Firewood

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my friend Burt Yates. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Burt's house. They search the shed where the  firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Burt and leave.

The phone rings at Burt's house. "Hey, Burt! This here is Floyd.
Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy"

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